Snail’s pace

I know that we’re not the most patient of people. ๐Ÿ˜€ And I know that other people have more things to work on than our stuff. I know these kinds of things in my head, somewhere, but my predominant feeling these last couple of weeks is WTF! Sorry for the language. ๐Ÿ˜‰ But seriously?

We got a topographical survey done–well, it’s “done” but we don’t have it yet. They couldn’t schedule it for a week–okay, they have other people’s surveys to do, I get it. Then, a guy goes out there and looks at the lot and goes, gee, I need someone to help me. It’s an undeveloped 2 acre lot in Helotes–you expected empty farm land or something? And, even better, we originally asked them to just mark the front pins and go back 200′. They said, we can’t do that, have to mark the back pins too. Today, we’re still trying to get the survey–turns out the guy didn’t do the back pins. Geez!

And like the old lady who swallowed a horse to catch the fly she swallowed, we cannot get the price on the house or the price on the pool until they have the topographical survey. And we cannot close on the lot until we get the prices, oh my.

For those of you who are wondering about this old lady who swallowed a horse. ๐Ÿ˜‰

I know an old lady who swallowed a fly,
I don’t know why she swallowed the fly,
I guess she’ll die.

I know an old lady who swallowed a spider,
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly,
I don’t know why she swallowed the fly,
I guess she’ll die.

I know an old lady who swallowed a bird,
How absurd to swallow a bird!
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her,
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly,
I don’t know why she swallowed the fly,
I guess she’ll die.

I know an old lady who swallowed a cat,
Imagine that, to swallow a cat!
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird,
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her,
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly,
I don’t know why she swallowed the fly,
I guess she’ll die.

I know an old lady who swallowed a dog,
My, what a hog, to swallow a dog!
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat,
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird,
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her,
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly,
I don’t know why she swallowed the fly,
I guess she’ll die.

I know an old lady who swallowed a goat,
Just opened her throat and swallowed a goat!
She swallowed the goat to catch the dog,
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat,
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird,
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her,
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly,
I don’t know why she swallowed the fly,
I guess she’ll die.

I know an old lady who swallowed a cow,
I wonder how she swallowed a cow?!
She swallowed the cow to catch the goat,
She swallowed the goat to catch the dog,
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat,
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird,
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her,
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly,
I don’t know why she swallowed the fly,
I guess she’ll die.

I know an old lady who swallowed a horse,
She’s dead, of course!!

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